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Backpacking through Europe for a month.
5:23 AM
Apr 1st from mobile web

Other name I considered for my travel tweet: johntravelta.
5:25 AM
Apr 1st from mobile web

Arrived in Dublin. Abbey Court Hostel is painted Blue Jay-blue, located across the O’Connell Monument which overlooks the River Liffey.
11:04 AM
Apr 3rd from web

Shared a pub with a bunch of biker dudes. Scared. J/K. Kind of.
11:06 AM
Apr 3rd from web

Boxty was delish. Also tasty was a baked good that tasted like a fuller version of a Pop-Tart.
11:07 AM
Apr 3rd from web

Oh yeah, @SURPRISEisland likes to scream in his sleep.
11:08 AM
Apr 3rd from web

We will be heading to London tomorrow. Side note: Ryan Air brushed our teeth with their ____.
11:10 AM
Apr 3rd from web

Met Claudia on our last night in Dublin. Engaging chat about U2, altitude, and the DSM.
10:02 AM
Apr 5th from web

BTW, did not expect to hear “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond at an Irish pub. Followed by Johnny Cash.
10:04 AM
Apr 5th from web

Staying at Dan’s flat in Kensington (London). He is an amazing human being.
10:06 AM
Apr 5th from web

LAX confiscated my shampoo. Had to buy some in LDN. The brand is called All About Shine for Normal Hair. I suppose my hair is pretty normal.
10:09 AM
Apr 5th from web

Checked out some sweet dinosaurs at the LDN Natural History Museum. RIP.
10:17 AM
Apr 5th from web

There’s a guy at this internet cafe that sounds like Jermaine from the Conchords. It’s not him.
10:20 AM
Apr 5th from web

Cool painting at V&A Museum: Dissapointed Love by Francis Danby.
10:21 AM
Apr 5th from web

Saw Big Ben. Not to be confused with Ben 10. The latter is a tv show. Big Ben is a building.
9:31 AM
Apr 6th from web

London Bridge is EXACTLY like Fergie’s song.
9:33 AM
Apr 6th from web

Played some Xbox 360 with the Queen at the Palace.
9:34 AM
Apr 6th from web

Purchased some tea leaves today. Tea party when we get back. Holla.
9:35 AM
Apr 6th from web

Going to the BBC tonight for an inside look. Courtesy of Dan the Man.
9:36 AM
Apr 6th from web

BBC was amazing. Had a pint at their bar.
3:19 PM
Apr 7th from web

In Paris! I can see the Eiffel Tower from the flat I’m at.
3:19 PM
Apr 7th from web

Strangely enough though, watching the Simpsons on TV. It’s so good.
3:20 PM
Apr 7th from web

better yet,eating flan while looking at the eiffel tower from the balcony.
5:09 PM
Apr 7th from web

The Louvre is a juggernaut. A most impressive juggernaut.
12:43 AM
Apr 9th from web

Saw the Mona Lisa. The Mona Lisa will only accept references in the third person.
12:44 AM
Apr 9th from web

The Cathedral of Notre Dame had a beautiful organ and choir. But no Hunch Back.
12:45 AM
Apr 9th from web

Going to Versailles today. Gonna be an aristocrat and have a huge bee hive.
12:47 AM
Apr 9th from web

Versailles = awe inspiring.
1:48 PM
Apr 9th from web

Eiffel Tower is a marvel. Makes me want to watch Ratatouille (you see, the humor in that statement is that it’s a really low brow statement)
1:55 PM
Apr 9th from web

…but so true.
1:55 PM
Apr 9th from web

OH YEAH CREPES ARE TIGHT.
1:55 PM
Apr 9th from web

bonnie and clyde—
2:01 PM
Apr 9th from web

Going to Amsterdam today. WW(insert name)D?
11:36 PM
Apr 9th from web

Breakfast in Munich = 2L of beer, and white sausages. They’re greeeeaaat.
10:07 AM
Apr 14th from web

Met the RZA on the night train to Munich.
10:08 AM
Apr 14th from web

To reiterate: Arnhem is like breaking a window with nobody to notice it.
10:09 AM
Apr 14th from web

Ate too many french fries in Amsterdam. But don’t take my word for it. Ask @SURPRISEisland how many order of fries he ate.
10:10 AM
Apr 14th from web

Venice tomorrow. See you when I find internet again!
10:12 AM
Apr 14th from web

My wristwatch is broken. It always ends up being later than the real time. TIME TRAVEL, I HAS IT.
2:51 PM
Apr 14th from web

Ate traditional Czech dinner. Delish and satisfying. It’s worth “check”ing out, yall. See what I did there? You see, the humor in that is…
11:24 PM
Apr 14th from web

Venice is cool. It looks like a bigger version of the Venetian in Vegas (you see, the humor in that statement is…)
9:57 AM
Apr 16th from web

I refuse to settle for a cheap 5 euro straw version of a gondoleer hat. I wanted the real thing, maan.
9:59 AM
Apr 16th from web

In Rome now. Gonna drink some wine and eat some gnocchi if I have my way with this place.
10:01 AM
Apr 16th from web

“When in Rome…” quote, Ron Burgundy.
10:02 AM
Apr 16th from web

First things first: HELL YEAH I HAD GNOCCHI.
8:00 AM
Apr 17th from web

Hostaria Romana da Dino is my new favorite italian joint. Sorry, Olive Garden (you see, the humor in that is…)
8:00 AM
Apr 17th from web

Played Wii Sports with the Pope at the Vatican.
8:01 AM
Apr 17th from web

Settled the score with @SURPRISEisland at the Coliseum.
8:02 AM
Apr 17th from web

Also, Sistine Chapel is compositionally and thematically brilliant.
8:05 AM
Apr 17th from web

Ready for some bomb food at Dino’s again.
8:07 AM
Apr 17th from web

Left Bari for Patras, Greece on a Ferry. Sleeping on deck. I’M LIVING THE SUITE LIFE WITH ZACK AND CODY.
8:00 AM
Apr 19th from web

Watched American Gladiators on the Suite Life Deck.
8:01 AM
Apr 19th from web

In Greece. Going to live up my favorite mythological tales. Not lame.
8:01 AM
Apr 19th from web

Mythos beer labels have unicorns on them. How magical.
6:40 AM
Apr 20th from web

FETA CHEESE (via caps lock expressionism).
6:40 AM
Apr 20th from web

Checked out the Acropolis (and etc) in Athens. New career plan: start an airline company called Icarus Air. Enjoy your (last) flight!
6:44 AM
Apr 20th from web

Santorini tomorrow. It’s going to be just like the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants.
6:44 AM
Apr 20th from web

Had the tastiest gyros of my life today. Uncle Jesse would approve.
6:53 AM
Apr 20th from web

Visited the Acropolis at night again. Wrote a script for a new movie called, “Night at the Acropolis” starring Ben Stillernapolis.
11:28 AM
Apr 21st from web

Arrived in Santorini. Beautiful, beautiful place!
11:29 AM
Apr 21st from web

Ate dinner at Pepito’s. More gyros. Delish.
11:30 AM
Apr 21st from web

Took in the ocean view atop the domed roof of a solitary church in Santorini. Amazing amazing.
11:28 AM
Apr 22nd from web

Are we Mythos?
11:30 AM
Apr 22nd from web

@SURPRISEisland insisted that he saw @RyanSeacrest in Paris when we were there. Turns out his eyes did not deceive him. MYTHOS.
11:36 AM
Apr 22nd from web

There are many dogs in Greece, but Sparkplug was among the friendliest. Sparky for short.
2:41 AM
Apr 23rd from web

Getting ready for our voyage to Spain. Home of Sinterklaas.
2:42 AM
Apr 23rd from web

After all nighters on ferries and in train stations, finally made it to Barcelona.
3:12 PM
Apr 27th from web

Ate paella de arroz negro with sangria de cava. Freaking Barcelona, man.
3:13 PM
Apr 27th from web

Had some beer at a bar reminescent of Lord of the Rings. Equal parts WTF and Amazing.
3:15 PM
Apr 27th from web

Tapas tomorrow. Happiness is a warm meal.
3:18 PM
Apr 27th from web

Oh yeah, went to Nice before getting to Spain. Reminded me of ¨”To Catch a Thief.” Nice was nice. See what I did there?
9:59 PM
Apr 28th from web

Awesome bar at the Museu de Cera (wax museum.) It´s like Lord of the Rings meets Pirates of the Carribean automaton with beer.
10:01 PM
Apr 28th from web

Have to say that Barcelona is my favorite. We´re all from Barcelona.
10:01 PM
Apr 28th from web

(Just got back to the States, but will write a few tweets to sum up the rest of the trip)
12:31 AM
May 2nd from web

The Dali Museum is incredibly stimulating to the senses. The installations are like amazing nightmares. And so prolific!
12:34 AM
May 2nd from web

Reveled in the marvels that are Park Guell and Sagrada Familia. Gaudi is a genius.
12:35 AM
May 2nd from web

Seeing the works of Dali and Gaudi is like looking into the ocean or the night sky. It turns you into a speck.
12:36 AM
May 2nd from web

Don’t mind if I tapas do.
12:36 AM
May 2nd from web

Think I dodged the Swine Flu bullet.
12:37 AM
May 2nd from web

15+ cities, 9 countries in 4 weeks. WE DID IT!
12:43 AM
May 2nd from web

And so it was, back home in the wonderful United States. Made sure my first meal back was a burrito gigante.
12:45 AM
May 2nd from web

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