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Backpacking through Europe for a month.
5:23 AM Apr 1st from mobile web
Other name I considered for my travel tweet: johntravelta.
5:25 AM Apr 1st from mobile web
Arrived in Dublin. Abbey Court Hostel is painted Blue Jay-blue, located across the O’Connell Monument which overlooks the River Liffey.
11:04 AM Apr 3rd from web
Shared a pub with a bunch of biker dudes. Scared. J/K. Kind of.
11:06 AM Apr 3rd from web
Boxty was delish. Also tasty was a baked good that tasted like a fuller version of a Pop-Tart.
11:07 AM Apr 3rd from web
Oh yeah, @SURPRISEisland likes to scream in his sleep.
11:08 AM Apr 3rd from web
We will be heading to London tomorrow. Side note: Ryan Air brushed our teeth with their ____.
11:10 AM Apr 3rd from web
Met Claudia on our last night in Dublin. Engaging chat about U2, altitude, and the DSM.
10:02 AM Apr 5th from web
BTW, did not expect to hear “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond at an Irish pub. Followed by Johnny Cash.
10:04 AM Apr 5th from web
Staying at Dan’s flat in Kensington (London). He is an amazing human being.
10:06 AM Apr 5th from web
LAX confiscated my shampoo. Had to buy some in LDN. The brand is called All About Shine for Normal Hair. I suppose my hair is pretty normal.
10:09 AM Apr 5th from web
Checked out some sweet dinosaurs at the LDN Natural History Museum. RIP.
10:17 AM Apr 5th from web
There’s a guy at this internet cafe that sounds like Jermaine from the Conchords. It’s not him.
10:20 AM Apr 5th from web
Cool painting at V&A Museum: Dissapointed Love by Francis Danby.
10:21 AM Apr 5th from web
Saw Big Ben. Not to be confused with Ben 10. The latter is a tv show. Big Ben is a building.
9:31 AM Apr 6th from web
London Bridge is EXACTLY like Fergie’s song.
9:33 AM Apr 6th from web
Played some Xbox 360 with the Queen at the Palace.
9:34 AM Apr 6th from web
going to europe for a month.
12:04 AM Mar 4th from web
what if my keyboard was daft punk… http://www.najle.com/idaft/
8:32 PM Mar 11th from web
upon finishing a left over foot long at 1AM: “I wish I could eat forever.”
1:04 AM Mar 13th from web
and that’s what she said.
1:04 AM Mar 13th from web
hamburglar: morally gray.
1:53 AM Mar 13th from web
2nd Friday the 13th in 2 months. 2fer!
10:35 AM Mar 13th from web
is patrick chewing on twitter?
12:00 AM Mar 16th from web
miss you, original pipettes line up.
6:50 PM Mar 16th from web
there is a gigantic swarm; nay, mass of bees in my yard. contrary to reports, the bees have not disappeared.
11:44 AM Mar 17th from web
on an unrelated note, this is my obligatory 3/17 quip: can’t wait for that celebratory pint of guinness after work.
12:03 PM Mar 17th from web
barry is funny.
11:57 PM Mar 19th from web
10:39 PM Mar 23rd from web
was admiring a roadrunner in my backyard for its gentle grace. then it ate a baby lizard. It’s the circle of life (via Elton John)
12:00 PM Mar 24th from web
is totally geeking out about his new Swingline LongReach Stapler.
11:24 PM Mar 25th from web
I’m going to be Max from “Where the Wild Things Are” for halloween. Or maybe just for fridays.
10:23 AM Mar 26th from web
btw halloween costume idea is unrelated to the new movie coming out. If I were to capitalize on movie characters, then Troy Bolton of course
10:36 AM Mar 26th from web
what would happen to your twitter feed if robin williams twittered?
7:19 PM Mar 26th from web
what planet did prince come from?
12:37 AM Mar 27th from web
My friends have requested (demanded) that I build a pirate ship or a castle in my backyard. Done.
5:10 PM Mar 29th from web
thinks his singing has improved ever since he adopted the vocal stylings of Count Dracula.
10:26 AM Mar 30th from web